Shit People Say in our Tattoo Shop

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Shit People Say in our Tattoo Shop

We love some of the Shit People Say videos and would love to do one for the shop, but we're not equipped or talented enough to do it. So we just threw this blog post together instead. Enjoy.

 

"How much is a tattoo?"

"How much is a dragon?"

"How much is a koi? "

"How much is a tribal? "

"How much is a sentence?"

"Whats your cheapest?" - (update from Jamzdiedhere)

 

"Do tattoos hurt?"

"OMG I'm so frightened of needles."

"AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! FUUUUUUUCCCKKK!!!!!"

 

"I want a tattoo but I don't know what to get."

"I'm only getting ONE tattoo."

"What does it mean?"

"I want one somewhere on my body. Maybe here, here, here, here, here, or… here… I'm not sure! What do you think?"

"What do you think i should get?" - (update from Jamzdiedhere)

 

"Do you watch LA Ink?"

"Have you heard of Kat Von D?"

"I don't like tattoos, I'd only get one off Kat Von D."

"Do you know Kat Von D? She's the best in the world!"

 

"You're sure this is the Chinese for Love?"

"You're sure this is the Chinese for Hate?"

 

"What will my husband think?"

"What will my parents think?"

"What will my wife think?"

"What will my boss think?"

"What will my kids think?"

"What will my colleagues think?"

"What will my uncle think?"

"What will my second cousin twice removed on my father's side think?"

"What will my neighbors think?"

 

"Do you have any tattoos?"

"How many tattoos do you have?"

"Did they hurt?"

 

"You get one"
"No you get one"
"No, you get one"

 

"It's cheaper in my hometown"

"It's more expensive in my hometown"

 

"Will it stretch if I work out?"

"Will it distort if I lose weight?"

"If I have a baby will it change?"

Can you think of any more? Add them in the comments!

 

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